"Hey, I'm the guy who robbed you last week...how about coffee sometime?"

A bizarre ceremony involving a thief, a shopkeeper, and a bevy of babbling Dutchmen

Cruise line drops dying husband and wife in a life raft and sends them to small town in Mexico to try and save his life unaccompanied. Thanks, guys. See you in court.

So wait, maybe this could be another form of democracy in action. If we all bought these things, the side of the intersection with more of them wins until the other side has more. It could work.

It's not about how much think you know... it's about what you really believe.

In my opinion, there are too many people in this country who vote based on what they think they are supposed to believe rather than what they would actually favor in practice. Thus, I think a the right to vote should only be granted to those who have taken this test.

Member of lacrosse team under rape investigation sends an e-mail out to his fellow teammates suggesting that he wanted to invite some strippers over and "I plan on killing the bitches as soon as the walk in and proceding to cut their skin off..."

Honest to God, I think every member of the Bush administration has been, or will soon be, exposed as some form of criminal.
"As the two continued chatting online, police said, Doyle gave her his home and office phone numbers, and the number to his government-issue cell phone."

A bunch of fifteen year olds make up a fake girl profile to make their friend, who likely has been sobbing hysterically for weeks because he got dumped, feel better. Instead, they end up picking up a 48 year old. Dems da breaks.