" 'We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us,' the eulogy concludes. 'We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.' " Oh the satire...

Surprisingly fun, especially with all the options you're given. Unfortunately, you can only make the kids, so no Chef or Mr. Hat.

Looks like the feud between South Park and Scientology is heating up. Don't miss Matt Stone and Trey Parker's superb response at the end.

The cut South Park episode mocking Scientology is up on YouTube. Check it.

"Isaac Hayes, who has voiced the highly sexed cafeteria employee on the irreverent series since 1997," has requested to be released from his contract due to the show's "inappropriate ridicule of religious communities." Are you serious? NINE years later you're JUST realizing they like to make fun of religion? Wow...

So long, Chef!